A Chess Parody- Eviscerating My System: The Immortal Overprotection Game

To the incredulous, the above game was published in the February,
1928 issue of the Wiener Schachzeitung under the editorship of Hans
Kmoch admired and esteemed Nimzovitch as a great player and a
profound and original thinker. Yet he could not help poking sly fun at
Nimzovitch’s often pompous and bombastic manner. Luckily this
rollicking parody is so good-natured, with a few grains of sense artfully
concealed in a farrago of nonsense, that Nimzovitch expressed himself
as vastly amused by it. – Ed. [I.A. Horowitz]
A strange commentary on the parody was written by R.E. Fauber on page 209 of Impact of Genius (Seattle, 1992):
‘My System is a peach of a book, ripe both for adulation and parody. When Hans Kmoch’s parody of Nimzovich was reprinted in Chess Review in 1951, readers took the nonsense as serious instruction. Reading that “the move is strong because it is weak!” after the moves 1 e4 e6 2 h4!! caused not a ripple. Some agreed with another note in which “Herr Sistemsson” wrote, “The fact is that I’m a marvelous player, even if the whole chess world bursts with envy”.
One reader wrote, “Sold one copy [of My System], Nimzovich’s system seems to me really good.” Another reader diffidently wrote, “I hope I don’t offend anyone. But I think Aaron [sic] Nimzovich went wrong by 23 Q-R7 …” and demonstrated that “Sistemsson’s fictitious opponent overlooked a mate in six”.
Even in jest it was Nimzovich’s fate to be misunderstood. The public applauded his teachings only after they had been carefully distorted …’

Queens Team Event


My comrade Pavel was kind enough to invite me out to Queens to participate in the 2014 Queens Team Championship, which we also played in last year with mixed results (Pavel did very well and I… did not.) In the first round, I was paired with the tenacious Frank Paciulli, who used to be a regular at the Marshall though we haven’t seen him in a while. I think the last time I spoke with him it was about an ending that he was analyzing with a few other people, and when I disagreed with his variation his response was that he wasn’t interested in my opinion because I was a TD -not a chess player- and probably had a low rating. Part of working in the customer service industry is biting one’s lip at times such as these. In any case, he is a nice guy if a bit loud at times, and I knew that he played the najdorf and worked on it. I recall him pouring over his chessbase database before and after games. When he started my clock, I sat for nearly a minute trying to decide whether I should chicken out and play 1.d4 or man up and walk into the briar patch. Almost mechanically, I played the first 6 moves of my 1.e4 repertoire and then stalled after 6…Qb6.

The Cochrane Gambit Lives!


Buy Some Chess Books from Brooklyn64!

Dear readers, occasionally I unload a hundred chess books on ebay with the hopes of un-cluttering my shelves and making room for more chess books. Please take a moment and peruse the offerings on ebay here.

Also, several people have asked me about where to get some hot BK64 swag. If you’re after one of the scorebooks with our logo on it, you can buy it for cost here.

Marshall Friday U2000 Action!

Nothing better to do on a Friday Night? Play in theU2000 Action! Fri 5/9 4-SS, G/30 EF: $40, members $20. ($360/24): $160-80, U1800 $65, U1600 $55. One bye available, request at entry. www.marshallchessclub.org.

Hipster Swiss!


I got pretty thoroughly walloped this weekend on my own turf, losing every single game that I played and tanking my rating to 1832. My opponents played well, and I’m looking forward to getting revenge in our next event.

My most interesting game was against Cameron Hull, in which he simply wiped the floor with me. I had the speculative idea of playing Nxc6 and following up with Ng5– giving up a central pawn for pressure– but it turned out to be little more than a mirage.

Burt Reynolds also stopped by, beating me and picking up a few rating points as well as directing his first tournament ever!


Friday Blitz Battle @ Stoops!

Friday night blitz at Brooklyn Stoopswill hopefully become a regular thing- if you’re interested in attending shoot me an email on friday and see if we’re headed over. Stoops is at 748 Myrtle Ave near the Myrtle Willoughby stop on the G train.


Charu more or less dominated last night, though I did get a few lucky games in here and there. You’re going down next friday Charu!

Brooklyn64 Swiss!

3/30-rated games at my place on Bedford ave. near the L-train stop-5 or maybe 6 rounds- G/25;d5, no entry fee and no prizes. BYOB! email me to enter!

“The Marshall Plan” Goes 4-2 in Parsippany

While everyone else was enjoying a relaxing three day weekend this president’s day, I was doing battle in parsippany at the amateur team east tournament with another 1,126 participants.

Our team, “The Marshall Plan,” won the best performing team from a historic club prize, and I’ve been told there will be a plaque in our honor displayed at the marshall chess club, perhaps even with an honorary reception/lecture commemorating our stellar performance.

Our team average was 2159, with Alex King, Matan Prilleltensky, Ted Belanoff and myself combining to crush all comers. Our last round loss was unfortunate, as we might have finished 5th overall had we won- however- it was our 3rd round loss to “en passant riot” that hurt the most.

Below, find one of the games I won undeservingly (as opposed to one of the games I lost that I deserved to win)


Rudowski v. Kopiecki

Take a look at this- it’s crazy game between two Polish romantics. Kopiecki beat me three times last year- in one of those games I had the White pieces and in the same line after 6…d6 I played something pretty irrational, cursing myself for not castling, so this time I just castled and didn’t really remember what the book tells me to do later. Very soon after I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw 9…Na5 because it just couldn’t be good, and this guy always out-prepared me before. I’m not sure if giving up an exchange is the right decision for him, but he likes to play with initiative, so this was giving him some chances to be active. And active he was, too much. I like my position after I get all my pieces out with 17.Nbd2, but soon after I don’t like it as much after 23…Bc6- when playing 22 .a4 on the previous move I overlooked this simple, yet annoying , threat. But seems like I was able to hold this together. I liked that I was able to get my rook to the 7th rank and play a5. He was running low on time, I think my moves were giving him problems. But probably there are a lot of tactics missed by both of us- very sharp game with an open board and rooks and bishops cutting through it. Let me know what you think.


I have had the chance to play in a few tournaments recently with mixed results. However, one opening has really done well for me statistically in tournament play over the past year, and that is the Czech Benoni. Below, are two of my recent games in my favorite pet line.

In the first one against Ralph Monda I managed to win a rook and knight v. rook and knight ending though did not have a chance to notate the second half of the game because it was a quick time control. However, in that game missed an early idea I should have seen with 11…Nh4! Threatening the family fork. If for instance 12.0-0-0 Nf3 13. Qc2 Nd4! when Black has a dominating position and will be able to play for b5 and a queenside attack. 27…Qxf4 is an oversight, as it loses an important pawn. It appears that White might trap black’s queen with 19.Rb3, but this was in fact precisely the move I was hoping for as it allowed 19…Bxa4! My opponent mentioned after the game that he had seen this trap and was happy to have avoided it. Better for Black was was 27…Ng6 when black would actually have an edge according to my engine- but in any case it would remain complicated with even material.

This game was a bit more of a dog fight. Here I missed a computer like 17…Bxb2 18.Rb1 Bf5 when the b7 pawn is immune from capture- for instance if 19.Rxb7 f3+ 20.g3 Bxh3 21.Kxh3 Qc8+ picks up the rook. Instead I played a bit more simply, assuming that the middle game with opposite color bishops would favor the attacker, though actually the position was likely level-ish. I played 26…a5 when I realized that White really had very few useful moves, and plenty of ways to go wrong. 28.Qh1 looks like an interesting idea that will help White regain control of the g-file and simplify to a drawish ending, however, it was actually just the sort of mistake I was hoping for as it allowed the simple tactic Bxf2, after which Black’s attack is enveloping.

Ponzi Scheme


Last night at the Marshall Chess Club, Jablon decided to strike back using his favorite Ponziani with White in round 3 of the Marshall Chess Club U2000. Black was slightly better at a certain point, but erred with 11…Qg4 when white’s queenside pressure gains ground.

Marshall U2000


My compatriot Boris and I headed to the Marshall Chess Club this weds to sign up for the current u2000. If you’re keeping track of our race to 2000, his current live rating has leap-frogged my own reaching 1893. While I have taken a step backwards to 1828. In any case, below you will find our rather uneventful first round games.

Stay tuned! The reclusive Nader Goubran has resurfaced after 10 years of not playing a single tournament to register in this event as well and he is determined to crush all of the “colossal fish” who are u2000.

Nakamura @ The Marshall Chess Club!

photoThis evening was slated to be a quiet evening at the Marshall Chess Club, with many members taking byes to celebrate the holidays. However, one former member stopped by to say hi. It’s always awkward engaging a chess celebrity (or any celebrity for that matter.) For chess fans like us, Nakamura is a household name and we follow his results around the globe… but getting to meet him in person unexpectedly was pretty awesome-

When he first walked into the club, everyone instantly recognized him and we shared knowing looks with one another, though no one was quick to introduce themselves or gush like Justin Bieber fans. Instead we all looked at each other thinking “that’s Nakamura!” It’s hard to imagine an analog for such a strange celebrity sighting. If A-rod walked into a baseball card shop in New York, would all of the patrons avoid eye-contact with him while silently concurring with each other that yes, “that’s really him.”

Luckily, Majur Juac was quick to break the ice by challenging him to a blitz game, after which I couldn’t help but ask for a photo.

Here is one of our hometown hero’s recent victories against the evil Russians.

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Robert Byrne Memorial and Blitz Tournament Tonight!


The first ever 3min.2s.inc blitz tournament in New York City history will be preceded by a reception for the late Robert Byrne. I have inside information that several cases of wine have also been purchased for the event, as well as some delicious amuse-gueules that will be served during the reception.

Robert Byrne Memorial and Blitz Tournament
Tue, December 10, 6:30pm – 10:30pm
Reception from 6:30-7:30

Tournament starts at 7:30 p.m.

Dec. 10 Robert Byrne Memorial Blitz Tournament (BLZ)

Trophies Plus Grand Prix Points: 30 (Enhanced)

USCF and FIDE rated. 9-SS, G/3;+2sec. increment. Marshall CC, 23 W. 10th St., NYC. 212-477-3716. $$G 2,000: $600-400-200-100, top U2400/unr, U2200, U2000, U1800: $100 each, Best Senior born in or before 1953: $100-50, Best Junior born in or after 1999: $100-50. EF: $30, members $20. Highest of USCF Blitz/quick/regular/Fide ratings used for pairings & prizes. Reg. ends 6:45 pm. Rds.: 7:30-7:50-8:10-8:40-9-9:20-9:40-10-10:20 pm. Three byes available, request at entry. www.marshallchessclub.org. This tournament has been made possible through the generosity of Mrs. Maria Byrne.

Robert Eugene Byrne (April 20, 1928 – April 12, 2013) was an American chess Grandmaster and chess author.[1] He won the U.S. Championship in 1972, and was a World Chess Championship Candidate in 1974. Byrne represented the United States nine times in Chess Olympiads from 1952 to 1976 and won seven medals. He was the chess columnist from 1972 to 2006 for the New York Times, which ran his final column (a recounting of his 1952 victory over David Bronstein) on November 12, 2006.[2] Byrne worked as a university professor for many years, before becoming a chess professional in the early 1970s.

Byrne and his younger brother Donald grew up in New York City and were among the “Collins Kids”, promising young players who benefited from the instruction and encouragement of John W. Collins. Both ultimately became college professors and among the leading chess players in the country. They were part of a talented new generation of young American masters, which also included Larry Evans, Arthur Bisguier, and George Kramer.
Robert Byrne’s first Master event was Ventnor City 1945, where he scored a respectable 4/9 to place 8th; the winner was Weaver Adams. He tied 1st–2nd in the Premier Reserves section at the U.S. Open Chess Championship, Pittsburgh 1946. College studies limited his opportunities for the next several years; he represented the U.S. in a 1950 radio match against Yugoslavia. In the Maurice Wertheim Memorial, New York 1951, Robert Byrne scored 6/11 for a tied 6–7th place; this was a Grandmaster round-robin with 6 of the world’s top 36 players, and it was won by Samuel Reshevsky.
Byrne became an International Master based on his results at the 1952 Chess Olympiad at Helsinki (bronze medal on third board). In that same year he graduated from Yale University. He went on to become a professor of philosophy at Indiana University, and his academic career left him little time for chess. He did represent the U.S. in team matches against the Soviet Union at New York 1954 (losing 1½–2½ to Alexander Kotov), and Moscow 1955 (losing ½–3½ to Paul Keres).

Byrne placed shared 4–7th at the 1957 U.S. Open Chess Championship in Cleveland with 9/12, a point behind joint winners Bobby Fischer and Arthur Bisguier. Byrne did not play in his first U.S. Chess Championship until age 30 in 1958–59, placing tied 9–10th with 4/11; the winner was Bobby Fischer. But Byrne improved dramatically the next year in the same event to place 2nd with 8/11, ahead of Reshevsky and Pal Benko, as Fischer won again.
In 1960, Byrne increased his serious play, winning the U.S. Open Chess Championship at St. Louis, and taking a silver medal on third board at the Olympiad in Leipzig. A poor result of 8–11th places in the U.S. Championship 1960–61, with only 4½/11, was balanced by his fine tied 2nd–5th places at Mar del Plata 1961 with 11½/15, behind winner Miguel Najdorf. On that same South American trip, he dominated a small but strong event at Santa Fe with 6½/7, ahead of Miroslav Filip, Aleksandar Matanović, and Hector Rossetto. In the U.S. Championship of 1961–62, he tied for 2nd–3rd places on 7/11, half a point behind Larry Evans. He placed 6th in the U.S. Championship 1962–63 with 6/11, as Fischer won again. He again placed 6th in the U.S. Championship 1963–64 with 5½/11, as Fischer won with a perfect score.
In 1964, Byrne’s third-place finish at the Buenos Aires tournament (behind Paul Keres and World Champion Tigran Petrosian), with 11½/17, made him an International Grandmaster. Byrne shared 2nd–3rd places in the U.S. Championship 1965–66 with 7½/11; Fischer won again, but Byrne defeated Fischer in their individual game. He shared the 1966 U.S. Open title with Pal Benko at Seattle. He scored 4½/11 for a shared 8–10th place, in the U.S. Championship 1966–67, with Fischer winning. Byrne qualified for his first Interzonal tournament, Sousse 1967, but scored just 7½/22, far short of advancing.

By the late 1960s, he was playing chess semi-professionally. He won the 1972 U.S. Championship; after tying with Samuel Reshevsky and Lubomir Kavalek in the tournament proper, Byrne won the 1973 playoff at Chicago. Byrne achieved his career highlight of third place at the Leningrad Interzonal in 1973, with 12½/17, which made him only the fourth American (after Samuel Reshevsky, Bobby Fischer, and Pál Benkő) to qualify for the Candidates Tournament (part of the world chess championship process). Byrne lost his first-round Candidates’ match to former world champion Boris Spassky by 1½–4½ at San Juan, Puerto Rico 1974.
As a 1974 Candidate, Byrne was seeded directly to the 1976 Biel Interzonal, where he performed very strongly, but missed a playoff berth by only half a point, sharing 5–6th places with 11½/17.